3 doozies that I recently heard...
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
What do you call an eithiopian taking a shit?
What is the difference between a harley and a hoover?
The location of the dirtbag.
LEIK HAHAHAHA ROFLCOPTER ROFLMFAOOL TA HA HA HAHAHAHA ROFLCOPTER UGH!
I think diveleporz must have missed his ritalin dose.
Ritalin? Whaz dat? shock
ritlin is a pill that doctors give to hyper kids
[quoteb50d8477b9="kolipo"]ritlin is a pill that doctors give to hyper kids[/quoteb50d8477b9]
you should about it huh wink
What is the only thing better than winning a gold in the special olympics?
-Not Being retarded.
How do you kill 35 flies at once...
-Smack an eithiopian in the head with a frying pan.
How do you spell hypocrite?
-Ask the dude who made that ridiculous post.
[quotea1858938c5="AU_BonGs"]What is the only thing better than winning a gold in the special olympics?
-Not Being retarded.[/quotea1858938c5]
bongs is fucked up ;(
at least he aint canadian/french wink
like i always said....fuck off if you cant take a joke.
Funny is funny...i get maid fun of all the time (from friends and of course i am not succeptibal to doozies) learn about it and get laId.
sorry dudes dont remember this last post either...
Was a rough night went 2 for 2.
rofl! pwned ;(
bongs join kiwi!
From dukes of hazzard movie - crap but fun if you know the series.
Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it.
[quote5e4d4cda0f="Rambozo"]From dukes of hazzard movie - crap but fun if you know the series.
Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it.[/quote5e4d4cda0f]\
why do women fake orgasms?
-They think we care.
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
-Shoot the people pushing it.
what do you call mike tyson with no arms or legs?
How'd they invent copper wire?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
[quoteb994890a20="Sicilian"]How'd they invent copper wire?
Two jews fighting over a penny.[/quoteb994890a20]
lol, in belgium they make the exact same joke about dutchlandians ;(
[quoteda5c025f96="AU_BonGs"]what do you call mike tyson with no arms or legs?
lol lol Thread winner
whats the fastest thing in the world?
a black man with your mums purse
Whats a turkish triathlon?
Walk to the pool and get back on bike.
When Im born Im BLACK
When I grow up Im BLACK
When Im sick Im BLACK
When I die Im BLACK
AND YOU! .... WHITE MAN
When youre born youre PINK
When you grow up youre WHITE
When youre sick youre GREEN
When you go into the sun youre RED
When youre cold youre BLUE
When you die you go PURPLE
AND YOU HAVE THE BLOODY CHEEK TO CALL ME COLOURED
Why did so many African-American soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the African-Americans would jump up and start dancing.
Why are racists always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.
rofl, i get it
i luv em, bongs. more of that.
whats blue and has 24 boobies ?
garbage box in a breast cancer clinic.
(i know my translation skill sux)
whats 100 gay men on the moon?- problem
whats 1000 gay men on the moon?- big problem
whats all the gay men in the world on the moon? problem solved.